SERVICE STATUS, WITHOUT THE THEATRE
This page is real when it says something. No uptime theatre, no green dots for show — services are listed here once they actually exist
Services
Current status of Kabine's server-touching pieces. Everything else runs entirely on your machine and can't go down here
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The 20-minute trial's server-authoritative timer ships with the beta cohort. Status updates when it exists
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One-time key activation and device-slot verification arrive before public release. Placeholder until then
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Beta invite requests are collected and answered personally
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Battle-night dates publish on the battles page when confirmed — see battles
The Rule
We only report what's real. A service shows a status here only when it is running for real users — otherwise it says so plainly. Placeholder values are marked as such
See something off?
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